Saturday, November 13, 2010

Once upon a time......

Let me tell you a story. Sit down, relax, turn down the lights........

Once upon a time, around 1812, there was a young, niive girl named Elisabeth.

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As she was gathering supplies for the family supper, Elisabeth was attacked by a savage Indian girl, by the name of little white feather.

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Though armed only with an ear of Indian corn, little white feather's tribe was well known for their superiority in weaponizing literally anything.She was lethal.

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Now, armed and dangerous, little white feather was fully prepared to scalp poor Elisabeth for her food supplies, along with anything else she could find, when..........

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To everyone's surprise{including Elisabeth's} the poor, helpless Elisabeth twisted the corn cob from the savage's grasp.......

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And began swinging it around wildly.

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It worked.

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Much to Elisabeth's satisfaction.




THE END

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